Just kidding, I have things to say.
So, some of you may have heard that, a few days ago, the seventh Doctor, Sylvester McCoy, pictured here dressed like a hobo...
|Wait a minute, that's not hair gel!|
Some people then put 2 and 2 together and came up with 7. Since this rumor emerged right around the time that news came out about Samuel Anderson joining the show as a recurring character named Danny Pink, clearly this meant that this Danny Pink character was the latest regeneration of the Master. As someone pointed out on Twitter, "Daniel Pink" is an anagram of "Pain Linked," which somehow clearly means he's the Master. I figured out that "Daniel Pink" is also an anagram of "Deli Napkin," which I think means that Danny Pink killed Laura Palmer.
I'm making no claims that Danny Pink is definitely not the Master, just that this is circumstantial evidence at best. Furthermore, McCoy said that the actor was very scary, and as Samuel Anderson is known primarily for a soap opera and a drama about a private school in the early 80's, I don't see how he could be characterized as "scary." Other rumors are throwing around the name of Charles Dance, which is a little more feasible, as he is scary, and they tend to try to cast an actor to play the Master who is the same age as the actor playing the Doctor.
But, let's pretend for a minute that I believe McCoy is actually telling the truth and knows that the Master is coming back and who it is. It's not likely that he learned this from anyone on the Doctor Who production staff. It's more likely that someone he knows outside of Doctor Who got the role and called him up to tell him about it. Think about it: If you got cast in Doctor Who, and you knew a former Doctor, wouldn't you want to call them up and talk to them about how excited you are?
This makes Charles Dance more likely than Samuel Anderson, as McCoy is more likely to be friends with Dance than Anderson as they're closer to the same age. Still, McCoy has never appeared in anything (at least on screen) with either Dance or Anderson.
But, what if, say, McCoy was working with someone on a major, big-budget motion picture? What if that person already knew Steven Moffat because they worked together before? What if Moffat cast this person as the Master, and then that person called Sylvester McCoy to tell the one Doctor Who actor he knew how excited he was? What if this was that person?:
|If I'm right, please, please, please let him grow back the porn stache!|